I have been bad about posting since christmas/coming back to school. I think my reticence was mostly due to the seemingly herculean task of explaining the absolute awfulness that was trying to get home in time for christmas. Now, at first glance this would seem pretty simple to explain, after all I had a ticket to get back in August (maybe July) so you would think, get on a plane would just about describe my journeys. However, this was not the case. Now, if you don't know my dad had knee surgery right around Thanksgiving (he is doing really well now), but leading up to Christmas mom asked me if I might want to try and come home early, if the change wasn't too expensive so that I could help out a little more. I said sure, since my original ticket was a week after my finals were over, and 6 days or so after my last choir duties. So mom said she would give Dell a call. Several hours go by, and then I get another call from my mom, I am now leaving Edinburgh on the 19th (original flight was on the 21st) and arriving in Cleveland on the 20th, after staying overnight in Amsterdam. I asked my mom if this was really worth the changing fee, and then she began to tell me about what would only be the beginning of my ridiculousness.
She told me that she had been trying to reschedule me ~4 days earlier, but they were having trouble finding a flight. When they finally did, they went to schedule all the legs, but halfway through found that the flight to from Paris to New York (Cleveland?) no longer had an opening. Fine, mom says just leave him on the original flight. This is followed by silence then an "Oh." by the Dell representative on the end of the line. Apparently, while they had been rescheduling my flight they had `lost' my other flight. Now, how this is even possible I don't know, but as you have probably guessed my mom was not going to let this stand so she said you will reschedule him to be home on or before the original date, for no charge. This seemed reasonable, and after messing around for a bit, they finally found the ticket mentioned above. So everything was fine right, still coming home early, albeit only a bit early, and the change was free. Sadly, that was not the end of things.
On the 19th I headed off to the airport, with very little money and no cell phone, because I knew it would only work for the couple hours that I was at the airport here. When I arrived at the airport and scanned my passport, no itinerary came up, but this didn't seem to out of the ordinary. Afterall, my passport had been through the washing machine once (in college, a story for another day) so it didn't always work. I stepped up to the desk, and after talking to the women found out that the only ticket they had me scheduled for was on the 21st. Hm. So I went over to the help desk and found out that since this was a Delta scheduled flight and there was no Delta desk at the airport, I would have to call their international office, and they would deal with it. Great. For those of you that don't know the 19th was the day that the entire east coast of the States was being slammed by blizzards. I didn't know this at the time, but attempted to call after looking up the Delta number on the internet (the help desk didn't have it?!) and proceeded to sit on hold for 45 minutes to a women who told me I `hadn't paid for my ticket' and then finally said she would transfer me, at which point I was disconnected. At this point I was getting a little worried as my flight was leaving in about an hour, and I assumed that if this was gonna be resolved it would have to be resolved quickly.
I decided to call home on a payphone just to figure out what to do. Well mom, promptly called Delta and was put on hold, while I sat on this payphone, worrying. After a bit I switched to the pay computer (it was a bit cheaper, and I could call when I heard something/try to get stuff done on the computer). About an hour later I hear from Em who thankfully was already home, that mom had been disconnected and just left the house headed to the Cleveland airport. She arrived and after another hour and a half (by which time I had given up on the airport, since there were no more flights that day), had arrived at a new solution. I was going to be leaving on the 21st and arriving in Cleveland on the 22nd after staying overnight in Paris. The new itinerary was EDI-AMSTERDAM-PARIS-CINCINNATI-CLEVE Alright, not ideal, but now we had a confirmed flight (which we thought we had all along) and there was no way I wasn't scheduled.
Back to my flat, bought a couple days supply of food (I had already cleaned out my fridge). So after a day at flat, I headed back to the airport for try number 2. This time upon arrival I notice that there is someone standing in front of the automatic check-in at the KLM desk handing something out. I stepped up to this person, and was handed a letter, saying that no people were going to Amsterdam from anywhere unless it was there final destination, since the airport was backed up from 2 days of cancelled flights and they simply could not hold new passengers. F@#%! It also said that to reschedule you would have to call a number on the sheet or call their phone number. I tried 2 phone numbers on their list both had a message saying that all operatives were currently on the floor at airports working and no one could answer. The website, equally was no help. I called home again, this time actually panicking a little bit. At this point it was only 4 days 'til Christmas, Emily was flying in the day I was supposed to arrive, I had basically no money with me, and I certainly didn't want to spend anymore time by myself at my flat.
When I called home (it was 6am there) mom guessed something was wrong pretty quickly and told me to get back on the computer, I was gonna look at train tickets to see if there was anyway I could get to Paris by the next morning to catch my next flight and she would try to figure it out from her end. I was confused because I couldn't find any trains (later I found out that the the rail was closed and people were stranded on both sides of the English Channel). Mom though messaged me and told me to call her back, she had found a series of flights that would get me to Paris and able to connect to my current itinerary, and she told me to go up to the gate and just purchase them and we would deal with getting Delta to pay for them once I was home. I walked over to the gate and told the guy that I needed a flight to Paris, and he says there wasn't one. I quickly thank mom for her fastidious nature and recite the flight number of the 3 flights she had told me about. He looks at his screen and says, that can work, but you will have to stay overnight in Munich, I gave him a look that conveyed my feelings and he sold me the ticket. Now I called mom and she realized that if I wasn't on the first flight of my itinerary they might not keep the other seats open so off to the airport she went, while I got ready to check in to my flight.
Now after mom convinced the helpful women working at the Delta desk that I would be in Paris and they should not cancel my seat everything was seemingly fine. I began my multiple days of travel. The new itinerary was EDI-BRUSSELS-MUNICH-PARIS and then the same from there. I began my wait for flights when i realized the first flight was not leaving on time. When we finally landed I realized I only had about 15 minutes til final boarding on my last flight so after rushing through security, I ran to the gate, only to be greeted by a whole mess of people sitting waiting for my second delayed flight. Yes! I wasn't gonna miss this flight and the next flight was at 6am the next morning, I basically couldn't be delayed enough to miss it. This second delay also gave me me money to be spent at a shop due to the `extreme delay' actually less delay then the other flight. This was useful as it would be my breakfast the next morning in munich. When we finally arrived in Munich I get ready to settle in for the night and decide to do some work on my computer. That is when I realize, I don't have it. It is in the Security check in Brussels that I had run through. S@^*! I was in such a rush to not miss my flight I had completely forgotten to wait for the next bin, which my computer had to be in separately (of course). So now I had from 12:45 am to 5:45 am to kill with a book I had already finished, and an ipod as my only useful means of communication. It only had about an hour left of juice in it so, i explained to my sister and mom what had happened, then settled in for the night.
After awhile, and being the only person in the airport I decided to play my ukulele. As it turned out this was probably the best part of my trip, playing and singing. Much to the amusement of the cleaning staff that walked by. Each one of them said something positive to me (at least the ones who spoke English were positive, I assume the others were). After awhile an older member of the cleaning staff came over. I thought he was gonna ask me what i was still doing here, or perhaps to stop playing music. After realizing that we shared no common language he presented me with a bottle of sparkling water and a cup and said "for you" then headed off. I smiled and thanked him them kept playing music. Then I realized he had decided to sit at my gate and listen to me play music while enjoying his `lunch' (I don't know what the meal is called that occurs at 3am). I had received payment for playing ukulele. Score. At this point I hadn't really slept and wouldn't accept for a couple brief moment on the flight over the Atlantic, because of worry. Most of the worry however was unwarranted, I did get a little freaked out in Paris when i couldn't find my flight or any delta gates at all, but eventually I made it and they were of course delayed so I wasn't going to miss it anyway. I eventually made it home mostly thanks to the amazing work of both my mom and my sister. I have more to say about actually being home, but those are happy things to write and I don't want to taint them with the horrors of travel, which I suppose means I owe you at least 1.5 posts as there is also the story of getting back to Edinburgh.
More updates soon, to make up for lost time. Pro Tip: Never travel with Jake to the UK
Love you all.